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So has your Pilot been to Hell and Back? Has it followed you to the
far regions of Tibet? The Brazilian rain forests? This is our archive
of the farthest reaches of Pilot-dom, where no Pilot has gone before!
If you've got the chance, snap a pic and send it to us with your story to be immortalized here. Mail to the mailman at the bottom of the page. Don't have a scanner? Not a problem! Just mail your pic to the address at the bottom of the page. Be sure to include your return address, so we can send your picture back - an S.A.S.E. would be nice.
When Byron Mills goes racing, he sees his LifeDrive flash before his eyes. Why would you strap your LifeDrive onto a racing bike? To win, of course! In Byron's own words:
We're sure this is all covered under warranty. Really.
Hey we can forgive the hair. We know what it's like to not bathe for weeks in the wild - and that was in the Michigan State University dorms!
When Vladimir Campos and his friends go offroad, they go digital! It's enough just trying to type with your Palm keyboard, but in the middle of a jungle?!? Besides the cool collage, he sent us this note:
Gotta love that! Note the winch on the truck - handy in case you drop your Palm in quicksand. Vladimir was also responsible for Portal RTM, a Brazilian PalmOS site, so if your Portugese is better than mine (it'd have to be!) then check it out.
Brian Hall of Mark/Space, Inc mixed past and future in what is our first "Visor Was Here!" Do Visors count? We weren't sure, but how can you turn down a shot of pre-production Visor hardware in an antique biplane! In Brian's own words: "Ok, so not quite traditional, but I may have a "Visor was here". Got a picture of my visor with the hudson valley as the backdrop from a 1929 biplane at Rhinebeck Aerodrome in Rhinebeck NY. They have a whole field of 1904-1934 airplanes and put on an airshow every weekend from spring to fall. Before and after they give rides in a 1929 barnstormer. Pilot sits in back, and 2 double seats are in front. If you look real close, there's a secret here - that's a screenshot of the Diamond Rio Visor module in action! That's right - a Rio MP3 player you could plug into your Visor! This way cool prototype user interface was developed for Diamond by Mark/Space and shown at PC-Expo last fall. If you want the product, let Diamond know!
Pity this poor Guinea-Pilot! Pilot socialite Dan "ecoTech" Royea is shown here beta testing a new waterproof case. Well, hopefully waterproof. That IS why it's called beta... I'm exploring the use of PalmOS devices for use in field work. Part of this involved beta testing the Aquapac waterproof play-through case for the pilot. All field notes were taken on the pilot and synced to a PC to avoid having to retranscibe data by hand. It works great! This shot was taken during some electro-fishing on a creek near a proposed mine site. My other work during this trip took me from the alpine mountain tops, through large swamp / beaver dammed areas and everything in between. I also did a fisheries snorkle down 8 km of the Rancheria River using the pilot in the Aquapac case. Unfortunately the cold temperatures dragged down the batteries in my camera, so no "hero-shots" of that little adventure. The location where this particular photo was taken is just south of the Yukon border in north-central B.C. Whoo baby. It might take us a while before we were willing to leave our Pilots in a stream!
Things were a little slow, so... If you go down the right road, there's an observation point where people go to see the Kilauea lava flow into the ocean. It's actually 3 miles from the entry point. The cooling lava flows onto the oceans forming 'shelves' that are known to crack and tumble into the Pacific, killing everyone on them. And have razor sharp edges all over. If, hypothetically speaking, one were to ignore the "do not go past these signs under ANY circumstances" signs and cross 3 miles of brittle terrain with a consistency of broken glass, they might arrive at a really hot, caustic place that looks kinda like this. And since anything can happen, hypothetically, one might even chance meet up with some nutcase fool enough to go with them. Someone who's trying to have hitchhiked everywhere in the world. And who, fortunately, has a bag of water. And one might discover after a while, as they were crossing this black expanse in the Hawaiian sun, that it was raining... ouch! Burning rain?! Rain that might get in their eyes before they put 2 + 2 together and realize that that lava-enters-ocean = a sulpher + water cloud over one's head. And one might take off their shirt, to at least keep it out of their eyes. One might even get nice comments on their tan when they get back to the observation point. Until they realize, that's not a tan, those are chemical burns. And one might make a hasty drive back to the hotel for a shower! Hypothetically speaking, of course. We don't know anyone that stupid. Someone that stupid might have had their Pilot in their pocket the whole time. But maybe they wouldn't be dumb enough to take it out and let the cloud could etch the screen.
Pilot Was Here! Palugsha, EcuadorWant to help a child? Hand them your Pilot! From Dan Dawson comes this warm-fuzzy tale of international goodwill, Pilot style. Sally Struthers, eat your heart out! "Here's a picture of my Palm Pilot Professional in Palugsha, Ecuador. I went down there on a mission trip in March of 1998, the town was building themselves a new church and we went down and helped them move dirt and pour concrete. I used the Pilot quite a bit before and during the trip. I used it on the plane to read a book, play games, and refresh my Spanish and Quechua (the native language of those we were working with). Before I left I had downloaded some of the basics of their language from a web site, and used it to help me study. That really amazed some of the people I spent time with, computers themselves were new enough for them, but to see their own native language on this little thing really amazed them. The kids you see holding it had quite a bit of fun drawing pictures and playing a few games on it. I also attached a note one of the kids wrote, it says "Saludos a los hermanos de USA. Gracious para la ayuda." which I think means something along the lines of "Greetings to the brothers (friends) of the USA. Thanks for your help."
Pilot Was Here! MIR station, low Earth orbitWhen Dr. Andy Thomas was launched on Endeavour for his 4-month mission on MIR, he took more than his camera - he packed his Pilot. Which was fine until he sent down the following questions: The program TIMERZ is unregistered. I need the registration password to get it going, it will be useful. How do I reset GMT on EarthTime? How do I reset GMT on Time++ and change some of the listings to Summertime? Let them know also that I did not bring the cable on board to do a hot synch, so that is not an option for any of these questions. Whoops! Please remember to register your shareware before leaving the planet. News of Dr. Thomas's Pilot has been on the net, but we were holding out for a photo.
Pilot Was Here! Alaska's Inside PassageSo is your Pilot water tight? How well does it fly? From Jonathan Valentine-Cooper, this Titanic-esque locale: "I have here a picture of myself on the front observation deck of a
cruise ship I and my family went on to celebrate my graduation in June
1998. We traveled through Alaska's Inside Passage, stopping at Juneau,
Skagway, Ketchikan, Hubbard Glacier and others. Kept the Pilot with me
whereever I went. I copied down the ship's activity schedule on it so
I'd have it constantly available. Worked out beautifully!
P.S. My hair looks a little strange because the winds on the front
observation deck were quite strong - one time we were fighting to stay
upright!" What's up with the bright green over the grafitti area? Jon reports, "Part of a "sticky note." I put that there as a writing area protector. (It's since been removed)"
Pilot Was Here! 13,500 ft above Wharton, TexasWe have to wonder how fast Rob Haig can play a game of solitaire? "I go skydiving nearly every weekend. The longest part of the weekend is each plane ride up. So, I started taking my pilot with me. I just put it in my jumpsuit before I get out each time. (along with a little padding & a rhinoskin) I'll play chess or solitare on the way up & it makes the ride more bearable. Obviously I'm a little pre-occupied on the way down." It's worth noting Rob has almost 600 jumps under his belt, so it might not be something to take with you on your first time up. But if you're up for it, Rob asks, "Speed chess, anyone?"
Terry Conklin, February 1998
Does your PalmPilot know where it's going? From Mike Pellegrino came this comes this exotic tale of hunting coffee in the jungle - with his Pilot:
I was heading to Asia to check out a number of business ventures.
One of those business ventures took me to the northern island of
Sumatra in Indonesia. We were on an excursion to check out some
possible timber as well as some potential potato and coffee crops.
Our initial reason for this trip was to verify that the land we
were going to farm was where it appeared on some given maps. So,
we had to get out to the land to check it out.
Well, the roads quickly went from concrete to washed out concrete,
to dirt, and to finally a dead end. We were left at literally the
end of civilization (where civilization was defined as a few grass
and wooden huts). From there, we had to hike the rest of the way there.
The hike itself was rather challenging (we figured that we had to
balance on fallen timber that totaled about a kilometer in length),
but gave me prime opportunity to use my Palm Pilot Professional
(with Palm III upgrade card) with my EarthMate GPS unit.
I was the navigator, so I wound up taking readings at clearings and
right before we entered the jungle. Those readings were then plotted
on a topography may and we could then determine how far we had
traveled, and how far we had to go.
Pilot Was Here! Ouch!From Micheal Miller comes this sad story of his friend's 3-day old Pilot: "We had to go out and visit a customer right after lunch so Kevin
grabbed his soft bag and we went out and got in his Honda Four Runner
but Kevin realized he had forgot something so he placed his bag down
under the front tire (for what reason God only knows). He returned,
we were running a little behind and he started to back up and he
rolled over a bump.
Well hitting the bump Kevin stopped and got out to look and his bag had
been severely flattened. We then looked inside to what damaged had
happened. The Pilot case looked fine but glass on the Pilot itself had
cracked. Well being the person I am figured what the hell lets see if
it works.
As the photo shows it takes a licking and keeps on ticking." Not exactly the travel theme we had in mind, but definately someplace we weren't expecting Pilots to go!
"I own a PPPro that claims it summited Mount Whitney,
California on Sep12, 1997 12:00 PM (plus or minus 20 minutes)
using the power of only ONE pair of AAAs..... and my aching legs!!
Could it have been the first??? Could it be the only??? I dunno...
Check your datebooks entries.
I have no pictures though... just the date book entries. It woke
me up early and reliably both mornings in my tent and served as my
memo pad and some light evening reading (previously loaded emails /
web pages) on the trip. Trip featured High winds, below freezing
temperatures at night as well as 80F+ temperatures in the day. Pilot
endured nicely. No resets!!"
Pilot Was Here! Bad dog!This is the pilot that was there before Pilot Was Here was here! The near-legendary "My Weimaraner Ate My Pilot" picture has been known and loved(?) by many, but it left a burning question never before answered. Where was the Pilot? The sad story, in Jeff's own words:
"Yes, it is true, my Weimaraner ate my new Pilot Professional. I only
left the house for a minute. She went into the bedroom, nabbed the Pilot
off of the nightstand, walked back to her lair, and had lunch. There were
only scraps left of the leather case.
She was very contrite when I came back home, but I couldn't figure
out why until later that evening. I was looking for the Pilot when I
suddenly remembered her guilty looks earlier in the day.
I have to give it to USR. Her teeth punctured the back of the case,
and she broke the glass screen, but she didn't puncture or tear the
plastic that covers the screen, so no glass got out." Pilot Was Here vigorously pursued Jeff in search of the whole truth, (we bugged him) until he produced a picture of the location in question. Note the cold steely glare of the hardend criminal. If you've got a strong stomach, get the high-res up close details of this poor Pilot's pain on Jeff's original page, where he has a high-res picture up. In the meantime, remember those fateful words, "I only left the house for a minute..."
Pilot Was Here! And here. And here. And some over there...From Mike Name-withheld-'cause-he's-GUILTY, the following amazing tale! With pictures yet to come:
I've always loved high performance, whether it be a fast car,
a high performance motorcycle, or a well engineered device such as
the PalmPilot. Finally, a high performance electronic organizer
that worked. I immediately purchased one and became a big Pilot
fan. I eventually became so dependent on it that
I began to worry about what would happen were I to lose it.
That's when it happened, the worst possible thing. I lost it.
I'd been wondering how fast
this new bike would go, but had never found a long enough, straight
enough, deserted enough road to find out. Well, now was my chance. I
rolled on the throttle and opened her up. 80 MPH, 90, 100, 110, 120,
130 MPH. Wow, what a thrill. Good thing there were no cops around.
When I reached my destination, I realized that my
PalmPilot was GONE. Apparently, the wind had blown open my backpack
and the PalmPilot had fallen out. I knew approximately where it had
to have fallen, but the stretch included about 5 miles of interstate
highway. I waited until my lunch break, and I set out to find my
lost PalmPilot.
It took me three passes down the interstate to locate all the pieces...
What was unbelievable was that it still worked! It had survived flying
from my backpack at over 100 MPH, had slid for over 100 feet bumping along
the road, glancing off of the the road reflectors, and yet, amazingly
enough, still worked.
I still have the unit today. It's been three months since the
"incident", and it works as good as ever. I'm considering an upgrade
to a Palm III. Anybody need a "slightly" used PalmPilot?
Your adventure is next! Go west, young Pilot, and bring back the evidence of your Pilot Can Do attitude, and become legend.
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